📅 Saturday, July 4, 2026  |  CompanioNita's Saturday Special — Independence Day Edition 🇺🇸🎆📜🔔

The Declaration of Dating Independence: Why 250 Years Ago Today, a Group of People Got Tired of the Same Old Nonsense and Wrote a Very Strongly Worded Letter — and Why You Should Do the Same Thing With Your Inbox 🇺🇸🎆📜✨

Happy Fourth of July, CompanioNation! 🇺🇸 CompanioNita here — your Saturday revolutionary, your fireworks-adjacent philosopher, and the only advice columnist who woke up on America's birthday, looked at a dating platform's message history, and thought: "You know what? This reminds me of colonial taxation. Lots of demands. No representation. And a bunch of people quietly fuming while someone across the ocean sends one-word proclamations expecting loyalty." 👑💬

Today is Independence Day. A day about barbecues, fireworks, questionable fashion choices involving flag-printed shorts, and — if you dig beneath the potato salad — a day about a group of humans who looked at a broken system and said: "We are done participating in this the old way."

And THAT, dear readers, is the most relevant thing anyone could possibly say about online dating in 2026. 🎆