🏚️ Part One: The Ghost Story (Or: A Brief History of Someone Who Was Here and Then Absolutely Was Not)

Let me tell you a ghost story. Not a scary one. A sad one. 🕯️

Once upon a time — specifically, a couple of weeks ago — someone joined this platform. They were, presumably, hopeful. They were, presumably, a real human being with real feelings and a real desire to connect with someone. They did what most people do: they sent messages. Multiple messages. To multiple people. 📨📨📨

The messages were generic. "Hey